DID YOU KNOW

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/03/2016 at 19:00 • Filed to: did you know

Kinja'd!!!6 Kinja'd!!! 18

If you stare very closely at the back of a 1996 Ford Taurus wagon...

Kinja'd!!!

People will look at you like you’re a fucking moron.


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > TheHondaBro
02/03/2016 at 19:03

Kinja'd!!!0

Tried it, did you?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
02/03/2016 at 19:04

Kinja'd!!!1

TIL: The Taurus wagon had amber turn signals


Kinja'd!!! scoob > TheHondaBro
02/03/2016 at 19:04

Kinja'd!!!15

Kinja'd!!!


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/03/2016 at 19:06

Kinja'd!!!3

As it should.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Chariotoflove
02/03/2016 at 19:06

Kinja'd!!!1

Bro.


Kinja'd!!! Andrew Pascarella > TheHondaBro
02/03/2016 at 19:10

Kinja'd!!!1

My mom had a 1996 Sable wagon when I was in highschool and right into college. It was light metallic blue. Let’s just say my parent’s plan worked and I never wanted to borrow it. I would have rather walked when my car was broken then drive that thing.


Kinja'd!!! Spasoje > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/03/2016 at 19:16

Kinja'd!!!1

The sedan too, until 1998!


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > TheHondaBro
02/03/2016 at 19:26

Kinja'd!!!0

Speaking from experience?


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > TheHondaBro
02/03/2016 at 19:34

Kinja'd!!!0

It has the same taillights as the new continental. Platform sharing confirmed.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > scoob
02/03/2016 at 19:35

Kinja'd!!!0

Mind blown.


Kinja'd!!! Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/03/2016 at 19:36

Kinja'd!!!0

As did the sedan for model years 1996 and 1997.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart
02/03/2016 at 19:37

Kinja'd!!!1

We had an ‘01 Sable which was too cool for amber, apparently.


Kinja'd!!! Wohnson89 > scoob
02/03/2016 at 19:40

Kinja'd!!!0

I've seen that picture a thousand times and over never noticed that.


Kinja'd!!! Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/03/2016 at 19:45

Kinja'd!!!0

The Taurus sedan also went that way after the 2000 refresh, losing its dedicated bulb and using the same red bulb as the taillight/brake light.


Kinja'd!!! K.D.R > scoob
02/03/2016 at 20:50

Kinja'd!!!0

I had a hot wheels of this car!


Kinja'd!!! K.D.R > TheHondaBro
02/03/2016 at 20:51

Kinja'd!!!0

If you stare very closely at the back of a 1996 Ford Taurus wagon...

...It gets uglier and uglier?


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > TheHondaBro
02/03/2016 at 22:47

Kinja'd!!!0

90's reference for this 90's car.

Kinja'd!!!


Kinja'd!!! pfftballer > TheHondaBro
02/04/2016 at 00:20

Kinja'd!!!0

Those things in black with deep black tint looked fabulous back when they were still shiney. There’s been uglier longroofs.